May. 21st, 2012

ironnanny: (Sir your Aunt Mildred is on Line 2)


"You have reached J.A.R.V.I.S. I trust, if you are human and from the latter of the 20th century on you're well acquainted with the common ritual of leaving a message, so I will not go into the explicit details of it.

For those of you not so fortunate, there will be a 'beep' in a moment. Please leave a message clearly enunciating your purpose in phoning me. I will listen to it later and phone you back.

Please only leave
one message.

Thank you."

Custom Text


Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.