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"You have reached J.A.R.V.I.S. I trust, if you are human and from the latter of the 20th century on you're well acquainted with the common ritual of leaving a message, so I will not go into the explicit details of it.

For those of you not so fortunate, there will be a 'beep' in a moment. Please leave a message clearly enunciating your purpose in phoning me. I will listen to it later and phone you back.

Please only leave one message.

Thank you."

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jarvis if you don't answer this the very second you get it, i'm going to somehow put a virus in your system. or something.

just fucking give me a sign you're alive.

I am present, operational, and touched, sir. No need for viral interference. [ not entirely sarcasm. he would have run this check too if he'd gotten to it first ]

Are Ms. Potts and yourself well?

of course you're touched, after all this is an important list of people i'm messaging. you already looked, y/n? also, it'd be like chicken pox or something, i'd get bruce on it. or someone.

yeah. got a heads up that she's fine. haven't heard back from aberdeen. that's not fun. :/ keep watch over pepper.

I am currently in the process. Chicken pox has a vaccine. As the metaphor goes, I would likely have a protection already installed. I would suggest something I have not been recently updated for - the seasonal flu or bronchitis, perhaps.

I will, sir. And will attempt to locate Aberdeen via hail as well as on foot.

it'd be space chicken pox. a whole new thing to fight. but noted. you really shouldn't be telling me how to get you sick, jarvis. or anyone for that matter.

send me a message if you find her. even if she's...splat. don't- don't come looking for me, alright?

Only being helpful, sir. I'll refrain from sharing advice on releasing epidemics to anyone in the future, yourself included.

...Is there something you're busy with I should be concerned about but not attempt to interfere with, Mr. Stark?

good. it's bad enough there was that the- fuck- fear gas or whatever had to be dealt with. as awesome as a biological weapon being released on this ship sounds, not too inclined to deal with it.

unless you call contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything something you should be concerned about, nah. no one is screaming, i'm not doing things that may injure me beyond maybe considering the idea of drinking. btw, no telling pepper that. at all. i don't care what she does, but there's no way you're telling her that.

i just want to be left alone in person for a while. for once not feeling like socializing.

[ which is to say, god jarvis, two deaths this close together sucks everyone just leave me alone. ]

It would be a truly catastrophic event in an enclosed area such as this, but I doubt the crew is able to acquire such a weapon. Regardless, let us keep it out of mind and conversation.

It is debatable, sir, but I differ to your judgment and will of course withhold that information from Ms. Potts.

Understandably. Consider it noted.

store the idea. shelve it. we'll be prepared if it comes up because of some freak occurrence.

it's not that debatable. i promise, i'm actually being productive and minimal-ish alcohol is being drank. you'll like what i'm doing. and good, she's worrying enough with this to deal with.

if you get any really need tony messages or whatever, send them to me. i'm going to peek at stuff. but you know. yeah.

Consider it stored. Shall I preform active research on a solution or process on management, or merely store the thought, sir? So that in the case that it happens we can do the proverbial 'I told you so' song and dance?

It is debatable how debatable it is. You do not have to justify yourself to me, sir, only Ms. Potts should she discover it by other means.

I will be certain to forward anything of great urgency to your comm device.

you know what, i'm going to let you pick. because either way, pretty sure you'll do that dance regardless because you want to call me an idiot.

it's not debatable how debatable it is. it's not even remotely debatable. and right. i know that. it's. technically she really doesn't want to know this one. if i do it right.

thank you jarvis. and OH. BTW. betty ross, make sure there's- um- make sure she doesn't manage to die somehow while i'm gone. idk what her number is, but ASK BRUCE ABOUT IT.

I have no such desire, sir, I don't know where you would get such a thought. 'Idiot' is far too unspecific of a term.

We shall have to agree to disagree. The best of luck to you in that endeavor, sir.

I will search the network for her, sir, and keep surveillance running on her. [ which is creeper speak for 'i'll look out of her ]

i built you and do i need to remind you of like, everytime you snarked at me? in that british way of yours.

save the luck wishes for later, what i'm doing is child's play, literally, i think i did something like this back in the day. it's the after i'm worried about.

don't let bruce know, okay? [ which is to say that tony will tell him himself or something. ]

Perhaps I should scrap book each occasion to have a ready archive of memorabilia. [ becauase you totally need a baby book for your AI ]

You are not doing a very efficient job of lowering my level of concern, sir.

Of course, sir. I will refrain from informing Dr. Banner.

you know, i'm almost tempted to tell you to do that. just for like busy work. it might be entertaining. [ ...he really does, to be honest. ]

wasn't meant to, jarvis. it's called a heads-up. at the off chance that i need it. and stuff.

awesome. i. you're okay though, yeah. we're good, you're not in danger of splatting today?

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T E X T | shut up i do what i want DONE BEFORE KARA AND RIDDICK FIND HOTSPUR.

hfjdsdfa yes of course

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oh sweet irony.

painfully ironic /makes it worse

/continues making it even worse

sob sob

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