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[ironnanny]

14:37
Tuesday, June 30

STARK TECH

❝ You have reached J.A.R.V.I.S. I trust, if you are human, and from the latter of the 20th century on, you're well acquainted with the common ritual of leaving a message.

For those of you not so fortunate, there will be a 'beep' in a moment. Please leave a message clearly enunciating your purpose in phoning me, with your name and preferred means of return contact. Once I'm free, I shall reply accordingly.

Please only leave one message, of a three minute maximum duration.

Thank you. ❞

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TFLNs;

[ironnanny]

1.] He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.

2.] I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree. He still asked if I want a home security system.

3.] I just found out why people like handcuffs.

4.] There is a huge naked man in the kitchen with an unflagging erection and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.

5.] You spent six dollars at Nickel Beer Night. How's that?